A note from..
Howdy Folks,
Rick here with just a quick word on Bob. He’s lost his internet.
His mother, with the help of one TIM (yes man, i outed you. Turncoat) shut down Bobs permanent connection to the internet.
Im working on getting him something that she cant touch, but sadly, bobby boy is outta the loop. He was going to tell you about what happened to him and Rose and whatnot (such a sad story) but alas, hes gone for the moment.
Stay tuned though as he’ll be back in the next month or so, if i can sort him out, connection-wise. After all, its a new year for a new Bob!
Thanks a bunch for reading his site (thousands of reads for such a strange guy) and stay in the loop!
-Rick
i think they got your number Mini Tuesday Haiku Day!
Button drops and lemon pies!
ITS BOBBY T! LOSTL!
Well, i know i keep saying that every week ill write more, but never do, its just that ive become really busy over the past few months. Between Mum breaking her leg and me getting some really plum roles on televisual shows, im just pooped!
This last week we’ve had some guests come and stay at our place. Mr Hubbard and his daughter Cherie came over from a countries called Canadia and Mum was ok enough to drive with her leg, so we went touristy with them!
My mum met Mr Hubbard when he was younger and married but now hes not. Cherie is is lovely daughter of 23 who likes to look after him just as i do with my mum! She has such lovely blue eyes and long blonde hair and super dooper nice! We got along so chummilly!
Such wonders and splendor that my lovely city of Melbournes has! We went through the museums and went up the Eurekthra tower and saw the massive city sprawl! So wonderful!
Thanks to Timmy for putting this picture on as im not allowed to have a camera of my own. Mum thinks that ill break it or it will steal the souls of animals if i take pictures or something.
Mum and Mr Hubbard went for a walk to the library as Cherie and I walked around to the chocolate shops. Shes so lovely and told me all about her local lands of milk and honey. I told her all about my acting and my friends I-Zax and Sarah. When i told her about my Rose, she looked a little sad but i cheered her up by doing my Marlon Brandos Imitatation from On the Waterfront.
“You don’t understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let’s face it.”
She gave me a big wet kiss on the cheek and we met back up with Mum and Mr Hubbard to go visit the Aquarium. Fishes scare me a lot. They nibble!
Mum says that im just being silly and that the fish cant hurt me behind the glass, but i SWEAR that one of the sharks in the tank was following me! IT WAS SO SCARY! I was shaking badly so Cherie took me out and we sat outside looking at the river.
That night, Mum and Mr Hubbard said that Cherie and I needed to go play upstairs in my room while she and Mr Hubbard had some “alone time” in their room. I think they went to play some Bridge on mums bed as i heard some loud noises like hooting and hollering as well as the bed thumping against the wall. Id be happy too if i were winning at Bridge!
Cherie said that she was to stay in my bed with me that night as Mum forgot to set up a cot for her to sleep on. I said that i would be a gentleman and let her have my bed as i slept on the floor, but she told me not to be silly and jumped into bed.
We talked and talked and talked for hours on end! So wonderful! Eventually we had torch fights like the Star Warses movie that i saw at Timmys house, until we both fell asleep.
So many other things happened that ill write all about tomorrow! For now, i have to finish my chores and help Cherie out with Mr Hubbards Pants
Haiku makes me glad,
That I can express my love,
Of friends and loved ones.
Heres to making new,
Exotic and wonderful,
Friends from Overseas!
Dont forget! Bobby T loves you all! HOORAY!
Bob
are you good enough to take this chance Haiku Mondayz!
HERRO!
Hooray! Bob Trusty, trying to post another post before the day is through! LOSTL!
Another week has passed with mum slowly but surely getting back onto her feet again. The image of the bone cutting through her skin has been a nightly nightmare for me! oh dears!
But seeing mums face light up when i scrub her back every night is payment and reward enough to me to push those scary thoughts out of my head and brighten my day!
Sadly, my agent Larry Smulders couldnt get me an audition on one of my most favouritest shows on all of the televisions. Sesame Street!
Larry says that i need to move to the americas to get on the Sesame Streets which mum surely couldnt handle! But it will always be the dream. Oh what fun i would have with Big Bird and counting with the Count! We could count my freckles on my nose! LOSTL!
Elmo and i would be such great friends and I would love to stay the night at Bert and Ernies place! They sleep in the same room, so it would be just like a sleepover! Oh how i wish i could stay in Ernies Bed! THAT WOULD BE SO FANTASTIC!
Rose and I have cooled off a bit as she is non stop working and im taking care of mum. I call every couple of days, but she cant ever talk for too long. But she calls me after she has finished work and we talk and talk and talk until mum calls me to the kitchen to cook dinner.
Watching my great shows,
I dream of Big Bird and things,
Of great mystery.
Ill count with The Count,
And sleep over with Ernie,
Having fun with Bert!
Have a lovely week this week everyone! i shall try more and more to post! LOSTL! Mum is still off her feet though!
HOORAY!
Bob
living in the limelight Haiku Monday!
Holy Besmokes!
Its been a super dooper long time without Bobby scooper! or Trusty! LOSTL!
Wowsers everyone, im so sorry that i havent had a chance to write as ive been super busy with Mum! Yes, a few weeks ago, unlucky mum went for a walk to the mailbox to get the mail while i was up in my room studying my Acting books. All i heard was a “YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *THUMP*” which startled me as it sounded like a cow was hit by a truck!
I ran outside to find my mum, howling into the sky as a crowd of our neighbours gathered around. Her leg was going one way and her body the other. Looking at her leg, a little bit of bone was showing and blood was starting to come out!
I fainted.
Its not my finest or most brave hour, but blood just makes me woozy and light headed. I woke up to the ambulance man and a police man tending to mum, while another police man was holding back Tommy Belfonte as he tried to get pictures to put on the interwebs with his phone.
Mum was screaming and hollering at the top of her lungs and the ambulance man was trying to put a needle in her arm.
And i fainted again. Needles make me woozy as well!
I woke up in a bed next to Mum in the hospital and her leg was in a cast. Oh Boy, was i out like a light! The doctor came in and introduced himself as Doctor John Cocktoastin and what a manly man he was with such a beautiful name. He says that its Scotch Romanian, but mum thought that that was a strange combination.
He said that mum needed to be on crutches for at least 4 weeks, 6 at best and that they would check her out to see if they needed to do anything else. So, it was up to Bobby T to help out Mum and to make sure that she could go to the toilet and bathe herself and make sure that she didnt get her cast wet! LOSTL!
Im just preparing for the future when i get married as Mum will probably end up living with me! HOORAYS!
A Haiku For You,
Something for everyone, yes,
To Give you a smile!
My Mums Broken Leg,
Gives me lots of time to care,
For my beloved!
I will be back on track soon as mum is calling me to make her some dinner!
Bob
mini micro Haiku Monday!
Hello everyone!
Im about to spend the night at Timmys house again! SO WONDERFUL! So heres a quick post for HAIKU MONDAY!
Joy is friendship made,
Someone to brighten your day,
A great kind of love.
Cherish the friendships,
One day they may go away,
But the love still stays!
Happy Haiku Monday everyone!
Bob
i really appreciate it
Holy bajoly!
ITS BOBBY T AGAIN!
What a week its been here in my wonderful life, filled with friends, fun and love! So wonderful, that i keep forgetting to write something! LOSTL!
This week has brought about no new acting jobs, but truely im still getting out there with my auditions! I tried out for a pet food commercial called “CHUNKZ”. They look funny and smell odd, but i loved working with the big puppy dogs on the set! Sadly, i get allergies so my face puffed up and my eyes started watering within seconds. I looked so weird that they couldnt audition me! So disheartening, but one day ill get my big break! Ill just keep working until it happens.
I spent all day and night on tuesday AND wednesday at timmys house as mum said that she wanted some time on her own. I think she had our next door neighbour over as when i got back wednesday night, the dishes hadnt been done and there were TWO plates with left over food on them! I dutifully did the dishes though as its a part of my chores. LOSTL! Hooray for mum!
Thursday night was date night with Rose and we spent it at her place with her mother. I think that her mother is almost at the time where shes not long for the world sadly and Rose talks to me about it. Shes not happy about it but she is that if it were to happen, they both would be at peace with the idea because her mum is really ill.
Friday night was spent with Sarah and I-Zax at a party at Sarahs house. Ever since she started at Tony and Rico’s, she has come more and more out of her shell. She says that its because she has been hanging around I-Zax and I which is grand! Such wonderful friends she has as they were all artists and actors as well as librarians like Rose! SO WONDERFUL!
New people to mix and mingle with! Strangely though, someone handed me a drink which i had a few sips of and WOWSERS i felt all strange! I blacked out, but apparently I-Zax was saying that i was licking peoples faces and playing with mens ties! At least i wasnt embarassed like I-Zax’ friend Phil. Phil was said to have stripped down to nothing but one sock (on his foot!) and danced the funky chicken on top of the food table, then dumped a bowl of chilli over his head for a finale before he fell asleep hugging the refridgerator!
SO STRANGE!
So saturday was spent hanging out with my most favourite woman in all the world, my mum. We baked cabbage treats for the local church and finished doing my weekend chores before watching the Bill on the television. WHAT A WEEK!
I hope you all had a wonderful week and delightful weekend!
Bob
megacide Haiku Monday!
Holy Smokes!
IM BACK! LOSTL!
Im sorry i havent posted in just over 2 weeks, but i was grounded by mum! She worked out how to block the internet-o-webs to stop me from going onlines. She took away my lappingtop! SHE’S SO SNEAKY!
But i deserved it as i forgot to call her one hour when i was supposed to call her every hour when i went out with Rose a few weeks back. We were having so much fun that it slipped my mind entirely! She got so upset that she called the fire department, the police, Detective Harry Sherbowski P.I and every hospital in Melbourne! The 000 operator (911 to all my american friends!) knew my mum by name when she called and kindly directed her to the appropriate place.
Well, the police had a photo of me and everything so they took me into the local police office and called mum, who came down and picked me and Rose up! Boy howdy was she mad!
Anyway, two weeks later and here i am, ready for more Trusty kinds of fun!
Two weeks away from,
Wonderful internet friends.
All of whom i missed!
Such a wonderful,
Way to live without the wires,
Of everyday life!
I hope your time away was grand! I spent my time with Sarah, I-Zax and Rose, just “chillin’” as i-zax put it. He says that i should be a gangstah with my red rapper hair! LOSTL! DJ EASY BAKE OVEN!
Anyway, im off to post on all my friends blob-o-nets as i missed them so much, but i hope you all had a fantastic break!
“This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness. “
Dalai Lama
Bob
Please go all the way
WOWSERS!
KITTEN KABOODLE EVERYONE! LOSTL! Its another bob trusty filled Thursday!
Im so happy because i spent the last week in lovely Sydney with my gal Rose! IT WAS SO GRAND! I got to see her boss and everything they were doing together and we got to stay in a lovely hotel!
I was a bit hesitant on the sleeping arrangements, being that im a gentleman and there was only one room! Rose assured me that we could get TWO beds in one room! SO LUXURIOUS!
It was the first time i had ever been on a real life aeroplane and i just loved it! I needed to chew some chewy lollies that made me a little bit hyper, but Rose has the amazing ability to calm me down, at least for the 45 mintue flight! WOWSERS! Such wonderful people you meet on a plane! I met a couple of nice gentlemen that were wearing the same clothes and called each other ELDER! They were talking about some fantastic man named Jobus Smith or so and how he saw a real life angel! SO FANTASTIC! Such nice fellows.
When Rose and i arrived at the hotel, we got our two separate beds and it was grand! Our room overlooked parts of the bay area and i could see the Operatic House and the “Coathanger” bridge! MONSTROUS WONDERS OF THE WORLD! They truely are!
At times, Rose would need to go into see her boss for many hours, leaving me time to walk around and have a look at the shops, also to watch the pretty people walking by! I just love watching people as it helps me be more natural in my acting! LOSTL! Some people thought i was undressing them with my eyes!
All week we shopped and looked around and did wonderful touristy things, but truely i miss my wonderful Melbourne and my Mum! I was wondering how she was and called her 3 times a day to make sure that she was coping fine without me! Rest assured, she said that i had PLENTY of chores to do when i got home! LOSTL!
Anyway, yesterday, Rose and I were supposed to head back on the aeroplanes, but the whole city went RED! TOTALLY RED!
It looked so crazy! I was coughing a lot, so Rose and I stayed in and ate from the wonderful food selection in the hotel. Such Culinary delights!
I finally got back this afternoon and had a nice long nap until Mum woke me up and told me that it was time for dinner! I had slept nearly 4 hours! So im off to bed now and up early for more chores! I love routine!
Rose needs to work again this weekend which means i miss out on seeing her again, which is a shame, but i understand that she needs to work to make sure that she can leave her librarian job to work in more museums! One day, she’ll hit the big time and ill be right there beside her! I just love this gal!
This reminds me of a quote:
“With realization of one’s own potential and self-confidence in one’s ability, one can build a better world.” — His Holiness, the Dalai Lama.
And not a truer word can be said!
Have a great day!
Bob
everything was coming up roses
Hello folks!
Rick again, Bob has got a message to me that he is grounded at Sydney Airport due to a freakish red dust storm! ( read here: http://www.theage.com.au/travel/travel-news/passenger-chaos-as-dust-chokes-sydney-airport-20090923-g0vf.html ) So he and rose decided to stay another night.
He’ll be back in Melbourne tomorrow and said that he will post another fantastic and amazing update in only a way that he can muster. Or something.
Thanks!
-Rick
the curve naturally pushes you
Howdy Folks, This is Rick here posting for Bobby. He shot me through an email on friday to post today, saying this:
“HAPPY HAIKU MONDAY!
Im sending this to Timmy to send to Rick to put on the internet-o-blobs because im in delightful SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA! HOORAY!
Such wonderful sights! Bridges and buildings and rocks! OH MY! LOSTL!
How did i get here? I WENT ON AN AEROPLANES! My First time!
On my date last night, Rose suprised me with two tickets to paradise in Sydney! A ROMANTIC GETAWAY! I didnt know what to say other than “maybe! Depends if Mum needs me this weekend!” LOSTL! Mum said it was a good experience and asked if needed to pack the plastic sheets! OH MUM! Im sure they would have them in the hotel rooms that ill be staying in!
So heres my haiku for monday as ill be back on wednesday for more mayhem and madness, Trusty Style!
A Most Enterprised,
Weekend of travel with Rose,
A Woman Well Loved.
Never Fear as I,
Bob Trusty, Is here for you.
Sending you My Love!
HOORAY! I hope your weekend is as great as mine will be! ill be sure to write all about it when i get back!
Bob”
So, uh, yeah. Bob will be back on Wednesday unless he tells me otherwise. Shenks!
-Rick
