megacide Haiku Monday!
Holy Smokes!
IM BACK! LOSTL!
Im sorry i havent posted in just over 2 weeks, but i was grounded by mum! She worked out how to block the internet-o-webs to stop me from going onlines. She took away my lappingtop! SHE’S SO SNEAKY!
But i deserved it as i forgot to call her one hour when i was supposed to call her every hour when i went out with Rose a few weeks back. We were having so much fun that it slipped my mind entirely! She got so upset that she called the fire department, the police, Detective Harry Sherbowski P.I and every hospital in Melbourne! The 000 operator (911 to all my american friends!) knew my mum by name when she called and kindly directed her to the appropriate place.
Well, the police had a photo of me and everything so they took me into the local police office and called mum, who came down and picked me and Rose up! Boy howdy was she mad!
Anyway, two weeks later and here i am, ready for more Trusty kinds of fun!
Two weeks away from,
Wonderful internet friends.
All of whom i missed!
Such a wonderful,
Way to live without the wires,
Of everyday life!
I hope your time away was grand! I spent my time with Sarah, I-Zax and Rose, just “chillin’” as i-zax put it. He says that i should be a gangstah with my red rapper hair! LOSTL! DJ EASY BAKE OVEN!
Anyway, im off to post on all my friends blob-o-nets as i missed them so much, but i hope you all had a fantastic break!
“This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness. “
Dalai Lama
Bob
HAhahaha I really like the DJ Easy Bake Oven idea! You need to work with that! & you’re right, it does feel good to be back. In fact I think this calls for a special Haiku!
I missed our chats Bob
Or as you shall now be called
Easy Bake Oven
May I suggest taking your mother with you everywhere to avoid her losing you again? That seems to be the only viable solution. Or, and she’ll hate this, get a cell phone with a GPS tracking device embedded. She would probably prefer such a device implanted into your arm rather than the evils of electronic communication, but it’s worth a shot anyway.
Wonderful to see you back, Bob. Your mum is tough, but fair. But what puzzles me is this… How did your mum figure out how to use the internet? Do you think someone showed her when you weren’t around? A man? Maybe Don Mills????
I hope I haven’t concerned you here, Bob. But this is a mystery that needs to be solved, me thinks.
Once again, great to see you, Bob. Keep wearing that sensible footwear!
Good to see you back, young Bob.
I was quite worried that something untoward may have happened to you. While I know you to be a decent young man, from what I’ve read in the newspapers you young actor types are quite prone to finding yourselves in trouble with the law. Thankfully, that isn’t the case.
I think your mother’s punishment was fair, Bob, and glad to see that you aren’t resentful about it. It may seem harsh but I know you’ll agree that it was in your best interest and will make you a better man in the long run.
Not to interfere unduly, Bob, but these friends of yours have some unusual (and potentially dangerous) ideas. There is nothing “hep” about being a gangster Bob. It’s a fool’s game and I’d hate to see you end up with standing on some street corner in a pair of oversized tennis shoes, baggy dungarees and some ridiculous bandana around your head.
I’d suggest you put that foolish notion out of your head immediately – and I’m sure your mother would agree.
Do try to keep us updated more regularly on your activities Bob. It must soon be time for you to make a decent woman of Rose. You’ve been dating for weeks now and she isn’t going to wait forever. No point in “ragging the puck” here, Bob, you’ve got her on the line and now’s the time to reel her in. Sorry for mixing metaphors here, son, but I’m trying to underscore the importance.
Again, good to see you back.
All the best,
Don
Bob!
I’m sorry to hear that you were grounded, but I have to say that I’m also a little relieved. For a while there I thought something bad had happened to you (like maybe you’d been ridiculed to death or something).
I’m happy to see that you’re back, and even happier to hear that you and Rose are still going strong. And Don is right, Bob, you need to step up to the plate and make a decent woman out of her. Because take it from me, her virginity isn’t going to wait around forever.
Who knows, maybe one of these days you guys will end up getting married even!
…but first things first.
Keep us updated on your progress Bob. We worry about you.
bschooled:)
LOSTL! Thats so funny and so wonderful, Mr France! Thanks for your haiku and its always great to be back from long periods.
LOSTL! Mum suggested that too, Tricia! I said that there needs to be a bit more boundaries though and she respected that. Its how we came up with calling every hour as a compromise!
Mum doesnt know how to use the technologies, so GPS’SES and the mobocellular technologocials are out of the question, sadly!
You’re right Alan, im not sure how she worked it out as she doesnt like the internetological technologies. I think she might have called Timmy and told him to help her out. Timmy is afraid of my mum so he’ll do anything she says!
HELLO MR MILLS! Like you said, mums punishment was fair and i wont argue it. I made an agreement with her and i didnt uphold it, so i must pay the consequences. I already know she loves me.
You’re also right in saying that theres nothing hep about being a gang-stah, but i think it was done in jest! LOSTL! My friends are wonderful and they wouldnt put me in harms way.
As for Rose, well, ill write more about her in a moment!
LOSTL! Oh B! Ill always be fine! Rick says that if anything were to happen, he would be the first to tell everyone, but im sure that Timmy would do that first.
Everyone keeps saying i should marry Rose and i really would! but theres a lot going on in both of our lives at the moment!
Bob