Home > Comedy, General Bob-isms, Mom, Mum, crude humor, funny, haiku, humor > are you good enough to take this chance Haiku Mondayz!

are you good enough to take this chance Haiku Mondayz!

HERRO!

 

Hooray! Bob Trusty, trying to post another post before the day is through! LOSTL!

 

Another week has passed with mum slowly but surely getting back onto her feet again. The image of the bone cutting through her skin has been a nightly nightmare for me! oh dears!

But seeing mums face light up when i scrub her back every night is payment and reward enough to me to push those scary thoughts out of my head and brighten my day!

Sadly, my agent Larry Smulders couldnt get me an audition on one of my most favouritest shows on all of the televisions. Sesame Street!

Larry says that i need to move to the americas to get on the Sesame Streets which mum surely couldnt handle! But it will always be the dream. Oh what fun i would have with Big Bird and counting with the Count! We could count my freckles on my nose! LOSTL!

Elmo and i would be such great friends and I would love to stay the night at Bert and Ernies place! They sleep in the same room, so it would be just like a sleepover! Oh how i wish i could stay in Ernies Bed! THAT WOULD BE SO FANTASTIC!

Rose and I have cooled off a bit as she is non stop working and im taking care of mum. I call every couple of days, but she cant ever talk for too long. But she calls me after she has finished work and we talk and talk and talk until mum calls me to the kitchen to cook dinner.

Watching my great shows,
I dream of Big Bird and things,
Of great mystery.

Ill count with The Count,
And sleep over with Ernie,
Having fun with Bert!

 

Have a lovely week this week everyone! i shall try more and more to post! LOSTL! Mum is still off her feet though!

 

HOORAY!

 

Bob

  1. November 24, 2009 at 4:35 am | #1

    Bob–I see only one solution for you–create your own show. Call it LOSTL with Bob hour. It would be a Mister Rogers/Howdy Doody spinoff. The set would be your home so you don’t have to leave your mama. Your niche would be taking care of other people and we get to watch you scrub mama’s back, feed her, and faint at the memory of her injury.

    I see big money for you. If your agent doesn’t jump on this fire his ass and hire me. I know a whole lot about nothing, which is perfect for your show.

  2. February 22, 2010 at 6:55 am | #2

    The communication
    Of counting your syllables,
    Haiku is real cool.

  1. No trackbacks yet.