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i think they got your number Mini Tuesday Haiku Day!

Button drops and lemon pies!

ITS BOBBY T! LOSTL!

Well, i know i keep saying that every week ill write more, but never do, its just that ive become really busy over the past few months. Between Mum breaking her leg and me getting some really plum roles on televisual shows, im just pooped!

This last week we’ve had some guests come and stay at our place. Mr Hubbard and his daughter Cherie came over from a countries called Canadia and Mum was ok enough to drive with her leg, so we went touristy with them!

My mum met Mr Hubbard when he was younger and married but now hes not. Cherie is is lovely daughter of 23 who likes to look after him just as i do with my mum! She has such lovely blue eyes and long blonde hair and super dooper nice! We got along so chummilly!

Such wonders and splendor that my lovely city of Melbournes has! We went through the museums and went up the Eurekthra tower and saw the massive city sprawl! So wonderful!

Eureka Tower

Thanks to Timmy for putting this picture on as im not allowed to have a camera of my own. Mum thinks that ill break it or it will steal the souls of animals if i take pictures or something.

Mum and Mr Hubbard went for a walk to the library as Cherie and I walked around to the chocolate shops. Shes so lovely and told me all about her local lands of milk and honey. I told her all about my acting and my friends I-Zax and Sarah. When i told her about my Rose, she looked a little sad but i cheered her up by doing my Marlon Brandos Imitatation from On the Waterfront.

“You don’t understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let’s face it.”

She gave me a big wet kiss on the cheek and we met back up with Mum and Mr Hubbard to go visit the Aquarium. Fishes scare me a lot. They nibble!

Mum says that im just being silly and that the fish cant hurt me behind the glass, but i SWEAR that one of the sharks in the tank was following me! IT WAS SO SCARY! I was shaking badly so Cherie took me out and we sat outside looking at the river.

That night, Mum and Mr Hubbard said that Cherie and I needed to go play upstairs in my room while she and Mr Hubbard had some “alone time” in their room. I think they went to play some Bridge on mums bed as i heard some loud noises like hooting and hollering as well as the bed thumping against the wall. Id be happy too if i were winning at Bridge!

Cherie said that she was to stay in my bed with me that night as Mum forgot to set up a cot for her to sleep on. I said that i would be a gentleman and let her have my bed as i slept on the floor, but she told me not to be silly and jumped into bed.

We talked and talked and talked for hours on end! So wonderful! Eventually we had torch fights like the Star Warses movie that i saw at Timmys house, until we both fell asleep.

So many other things happened that ill write all about tomorrow! For now, i have to finish my chores and help Cherie out with Mr Hubbards Pants

Haiku makes me glad,
That I can express my love,
Of friends and loved ones.

Heres to making new,
Exotic and wonderful,
Friends from Overseas!

Dont forget! Bobby T loves you all! HOORAY!

Bob

  1. December 15, 2009 at 12:25 pm | #1

    Well, guess what, Bobby T. I feel the love. And right back at ya, too. Go see for yourself, I’ve given you flowers. They are at my blog. You can send your friend to pick them up since I know your mum won’t approve your getting flowers from a woman, but I want you to share them with her. They are allergenic just for you.

  2. February 23, 2010 at 12:54 pm | #2

    Hooray! Thanks Tricia! Ill get back to your blobs when i can rework the internet-o-machines!

    Bob

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